- Facebook friend: Do you have a tumblr?
- Me: Yes
- Facebook friend: What is your tumblr username?
- Me: No
- classmate: how was your weekend?
- me: the sun shines but i feel no warmth
omg i just realized that you actually have to be good at something to succeed in life
- friend: mulan isnt even a princess
- me: dishonor
- dishonor on you
- dishonor on your family
- DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
what if kidz bop makes a cover of gangnam style
I’m not sure it’s “what if”
I’m pretty sure it’s “when”
WAIT WE LITERALLY JUST SAID THIS ON THE ELEVATOR.
WHO IS THE EMERSONIAN STEALING OUR JOKES
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
John Green getting attacked by a squirrel (x)